Jul 01 2008
Breaking News From The Onion...
Here's a giggle for your day. The Onion, aka America's Finest News Source, is on the stands featuring its "Obligatory Green Issue" covering a wide range of news breaks somehow overlooked by our hometown San Francisco Chronicle and most other media outlets.
"Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted By 2013. Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out."
And this Onion exclusive just in from Berkeley: "Use of Organic Peanut Butter Adds Two Minutes To Local Man's Life." The Onion is a must-read.
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